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Obama done know wa a gwaan

Published:Sunday | April 19, 2015 | 12:00 AM

 

CHAKA-CHAKA SPELLING

 

So Obama go a youth forum an im greet di massive inna fi wi language. An im big up UWI. An im aks, "Wa a gwaan, Jamaica?" An it sweet nuff a wi. Yeah, man! Obama talk up di ting. But unu see seh im never talk dat deh talk wen im go a Jamaica House an wen im go meet di govament head dem. Im know wa a gwaan. Fi wi heart language no good enough fi dem deh high-up meeting.

Then chruu mi difend fi wi language, people a run joke wid mi, a aks mi if a mi did teach Obama fi talk Jamaican. Mi? Poor mi, poor gyal! Mi never get fi meet Obama, much less fi a gi im extra lesson. An mi never young enough fi go a di youth forum. By di way, mi wuda love fi know a who pick some a dem deh 'youth'. Wen mi a watch di forum pon TV, mi see some hard-back, old, old smaddy a try pass fi youth. Mi seh to miself, "Dem must have big links fi get bogus age-paper!" Anyhow, a Jamaica dis. A bandooloo run tings.

Still for all, mi no know how dem deh unconscionable old smaddy no shame fi a tek weh young people seat. Fi dem shame-tree dead, dead, dead. An mi know seh di down-grow 'youth' dem a go seh a nutten but bad-mind an grudgeful mek mi a bad-talk dem, chruu mi never have no contact. Mi have conscience. Mi go outa road go watch motorcade pass wen Obama lef UWI fi go a Heroes Circle. Wat a piece a excitement! Fi wi outrider dem inna dem boasy uniform; an di whole heap a Secret Service guardy dem; an di two Beast dem!

 

'WAZ OP WI DAT'?

 

One a di ting Obama well know a dis: Wen yu talk tu people inna fi dem heart language, yu get nuff forward. Mi fren, Prof Hubert Devonish, send mi dis ya email: "In the whole Obama Jamaica language hoopla, the thing never mentioned is that he is himself a native or near native speaker of Hawaiian Creole (HC)! Check this video in which his 'deviation' into HC bears some interesting comparisons with his, 'Wa a gwaan, Jamieka?' bit."

Prof Devonish a one linguist an im a di head a di Jamaica Language Unit a UWI. So im know weh im a talk bout. Pon di video, President Obama dida gi one speech inna 2012. Im dida talk inna Washington, DC, to di Congressional Asian Pacific American Caucus. Same time Obama seh im born a Hawaii, some a di Hawaiian people dem bawl out, "Chee huu"! Im stop braps. An im start laugh. Cau im know weh dem a seh. Dem well glad fi know seh im an dem come from di same place. Dem talk di same language. So hear Obama im, "These Hawaiians here! Waz op wi dat?"

Then music a one next language weh reach people, all wen dem no ketch di lyrics. Look how reggae music gone all over di world! An mi glad fi see seh Obama did go a Bob Marley Museum. Mi ongle sorry seh wen im did go a Heroes Circle im never dis go down a Liberty Hall: The Legacy of Marcus Garvey. An mi know seh some people a seh dem no want Merica pardon Garvey becau im never do nutten wrong. Mi no gree wid dem. Merika fi stop tell lie pon Garvey seh im a jinnal an gi wi national hero di honour an rispek im deserve. Dat's wa up wi dat.

 

PRAPA-PRAPA SPELIN

 

So Obama go a yuut fuorom an im griit di masiv ina fi wi langgwij. An im big op UWI. An im aks, "Wa a gwaan, Jamieka?" An it swiit nof a wi. Ye, man! Obama taak op di ting. Bot unu si se im neva taak dat de taak wen im go a Jamaica House an wen im go miit di govament ed dem. Im nuo wa a gwaan. Fi wi aat langgwij no gud inof fi dem de ai-op miitn.

Den chruu mi difen fi wi langgwij, piipl a ron juok wid mi, a aks mi if a mi did tiich Obama fi taak Jamiekan. Mi? Puor mi, puor gyal! Mi neva get fi miit Obama, moch les fi a gi im ekstra lesn. An mi neva yong inof fi go a di yuut fuorom. Bai di wie, mi wuda lov fi nuo a uu pik som a dem de 'yuut'. Wen mi a wach di fuorom pan TV, mi si som aad-bak, uol, uol smadi a chrai paas fi yuut. Mi se tu miself, "Dem mos av big lingks fi get buogos iej-piepa!" Eniou, a Jamieka dis. A banduulu ron tingz.

Stil far aal, mi no nuo ou dem de ankanshanebl uol smadi no shiem fi a tek we yong piipl siit. Fi dem shiem-chrii ded, ded, ded. An mi nuo se di dong-gruo 'yuut' dem a go se a notn bot bad-main an grojful mek mi a bad-taak dem, chruu mi neva av no kantak. Mi av kanshens. Mi go outa ruod go wach muotakied a paas wen Obama lef UWI fi go a Heroes Circle. Wat a piis a eksaitment! Fi wi outraida dem ina dem buosi yuunifaam; an di uol iip a Siikrit Sorvis gyaadi dem; an di tuu Biis dem!

 

'WAZ OP WI DAT'?

 

Wan a di ting Obama wel nuo a dis: Wen yu taak tu piipl ina fi dem aat langgwij, yu get nof faawad. Mi fren, Prof Hubert Devonish, sen mi dis ya iimiel: "In the whole Obama Jamaica language hoopla, the thing never mentioned is that he is himself a native or near native speaker of Hawaiian Creole (HC)! Check this video in which his 'deviation' into HC bears some interesting comparisons with his, 'Wa a gwaan, Jamieka?' bit".

Prof Devonish a wan linggwis an im a di ed a di Jamieka Langgwij Yuunit a UWI. So im nuo we im a taak bout. Pan di vidiyo, President Obama dida gi wan spiich ina 2012. Im dida taak ina Washington, DC, tu di Congressional Asian Pacific American Caucus. Siem taim Obama se im baan a Hawaii, som a di Hawaiian piipl dem baal out, "Chee huu"! Im stap braps. An im staat laaf. Kaa im nuo we dem a se. Dem wel glad fi nuo se im an dem kom fram di siem plies. Dem taak di siem langwij. So ier Obama im, "These Hawaiians here! Waz op wi dat?"

Den myuuzik a wan neks langgwij we riich piipl, aal wen dem no kech di liriks. Luk ou rege myuuzik gaan aal uova di worl! An mi glad fi si se Obama did go a Bob Marley Museum. Mi ongl sari se wen im did go a Heroes Circle im neva dis go dong a Liberty Hall: The Legacy of Marcus Garvey. An mi nuo se som piipl a se dem no waahn Merika paadn Garvey bikaa im neva du notn rang. Mi no grii wid dem. Merika fi tap tel lai pan Garvey se im a jinal an gi wi nashinal iiro di ana an rispek im disorv. Dat's wa op wi dat.

• Carolyn Cooper is a teacher of English language and literature. Visit her bilingual blog at http://carolynjoycooper.wordpress.com. Email feedback to columns@gleanerjm.com and karokupa@gmail.com.