Bridesmaid from Hell: ... The diva grooms
Bridesmaid from Hell is back and boy oh boy or should I say men oh men you are not blame-free when it comes to being diva's on your wedding day.
Half of the blame rests on your shoulders for the colour injustices. Because your colour blindness you seem to think every colour goes well together and I am here to speak to your lateness as well.
Brides have always been blamed for their tardiness and men go unnoticed. But this is not always the case. On more than one occasion I have had to wait on the extremely late groom.
I will speak of the worst experience. The bride she was on time. She had to be driven around for over an hour when her groom finally showed up in his white suit not looking any more spectacular than we know him. Not that women have an excuse but we have our hair to get done, special places to wax, make-up to do, waist trainers that cut off our circulation and sometimes many tiny little buttons on the back of the dress and you have to line up and put on. Of course we take more time. You have no business being later than the bride, over an hour at that.
Maybe that is why I am always the bridesmaid and never the bride because I definitely would not be walking down that altar, call me the runaway bride.
Love Your Bridesmaid from Hell