OH! WHAT A GOAT AM I
THE EDITOR, Sir:
I see where a citizen of Jamaica has implanted goat horns on his head in order to gain attention, he said. Soon other men like him will be bedecked with horns on their foreheads as a symbol of fading manhood. I hope the Ministry of Health takes note.
I would like the butchers to keep the goat tails to be surgically attached to the set of young men who, from day to day, expose their bottoms in their drop-down underwear and trousers and who already walk as if they have tails.
Sir, I read in an international magazine where the goat is rated the most intelligent of all animals; such a pity we boil the brain in delicious goat-head soup. How some of us would benefit from a goat brain implant. Alas!