Spoiler alert! Secret detour for Obama
THE EDITOR, Sir:
A friend, who now works at the White House in a very secretive and sensitive position as deputy assistant gardener (weeding), sent me by book-cricket code the news that President Obama often instructs his chauffeur to deviate from the charted, secure and planned course when visiting foreign countries. However, my friend's parents have been marooned by that gully course for several mango seasons.
I am breaking sacred sworn rules of secrecy to advise Davies, Guy and Richard Azan from the works ministry that one road already chosen by 'The Prez' is Allerdyce Drive. This is to covertly alert the above gentlemen to immediately send forth tractors, trucks, bulldozers, cement asphaltic machines, etc, to Allerdyce to avoid any presidential uneasiness and prime ministerial embarrassment.
Please note that I have no direct vested interest in Allerdyce.