Daniel Thwaites is a riot!
THE EDITOR, Sir:
Daniel Thwaites, I cannot manage. I cyaaaaaan manage! Meck yuh stay so? Yuh condition not normal.
I tried to hold up while reading the article, 'Mahogany to mi ting', (Sunday Gleaner, May 8, 2016). I really tried to digest the -ness (mi nuh meck up di word yet) of your rider, but was violently derailed when I got to the mahogany cell phones. No, sah! No, sir! No seÒor!
Daniel, your condition is anything but normal. I am working on something fi yuh, though. A combination of cerassee, fevergrass, Milo, coffee, creamer, Swiss Miss, ginger and a healthy dose of aloe.
God help mi (as mi try fi help yuh)!