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Daniel Thwaites is a riot!

Published:Tuesday | May 10, 2016 | 12:00 AM


Daniel Thwaites, I cannot manage. I cyaaaaaan manage! Meck yuh stay so? Yuh condition not normal.

I tried to hold up while reading the article, 'Mahogany to mi ting', (Sunday Gleaner, May 8, 2016). I really tried to digest the -ness (mi nuh meck up di word yet) of your rider, but was violently derailed when I got to the mahogany cell phones. No, sah! No, sir! No seÒor!

Daniel, your condition is anything but normal. I am working on something fi yuh, though. A combination of cerassee, fevergrass, Milo, coffee, creamer, Swiss Miss, ginger and a healthy dose of aloe.

God help mi (as mi try fi help yuh)!