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Sex as a sport

Published:Wednesday | July 12, 2017 | 12:00 AM

Sex can be so exhilarating, why not look at it like a sport? So we asked a few of our readers: "if sex were a sport, what would you be- a rookie, a veteran, an all-star or a hall of famer? Here's what a few of them had to say:

I would be a hall of famer because every woman gets something they've never had before — I am unique. And besides, you become a hall of famer when you retire, and I'm currently 'retired’ to one woman. P.T., male

Veterans know how to handle any target. They know when to be tough, and when to play dead, and that's me. M.A., female

I’d be a rookie, because sex is always different. You have to be mindful of the reaction you're getting — their breathing, their heart rate, what they like or don't like, even if it's with the same person. G.L., male

To be in the hall of fame, you have to be deemed outstanding in the sport. Based on the feedback I've received from those I've 'played' with, I have no doubt that's where I would be. D.M., female

I'm a rookie because I'm always striving to learn more in order to please the woman I tango with. G.H., male

I like to approach all things like a rookie at first. After I’ve finished testing the waters, I just turn into a MVP all star. M.M., female

I think I would be a young veteran. Veterans are seasoned campaigners but they tend to be old. I am seasoned as well but young, so that’s the difference. N.M., male