1. There are persistent rumours that a well-known personality is being held in safe-keeping at one of the most secure locations on the island. We cannot at this time confirm this, but our sources are continuing to watch and listen.
2. Proper signage needs to be installed on the Moneague main road to indicate where motorists should enter the north-south bypass, especially those travelling from Ocho Rios. Several near mishaps have been recorded as persons try to grope along the roadway during the dead of night.
3. The politician has a dilemma on his hands. He would love to give the impression that he is a virile man around town, so his name being called in a certain delivery room is not all bad. But when he contemplates the years of maintenance ahead, he is not a happy camper.