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Published:Tuesday | January 5, 2016 | 12:00 AM

Illegal firecrackers

in the country

1 There is a rumour that firecrackers are illegal in Jamaica. But these flaming nuisances were everywhere this holiday season, and in many of our better neighbourhoods, too, so how did they escape Customs?

'Jamaica's finest coffee's'?

2 This was recently seen on a packet: 'A rich blend of Jamaica's finest coffee's!' One proofreader needed.

Waiting on the

bad gas report

3 The country is anxiously awaiting the report on bad fuel, and those responsible should be exposed, for any attempt to cover up will not go down well.