1. Say it ain't so! A mysterious malady seems to be affecting dogs in three uptown neighbourhoods.
Theories abound about potential thieves trying to remove these 'watchmen' by poisoning them. The police should be called in to determine if crimes are being committed.
2. Word is that one of those interested in the post already has a war chest and everyone knows how moneybags affect everything that happens in Jamaica. Some men like to spend other people's money, so it may not be the one you think.
3. Trouble again! Some legal lights are slowly being put out by their evil deeds, for they can never understand the difference between 'mine' and 'thine'. Time to put them out of business.