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Tuesday Talk

Published:Tuesday | December 13, 2016 | 12:00 AM

1 'Express' seems to have a different meaning to a service provider than it does to a customer. How does one explain an express service operated by one person who must take a break, so on a busy Friday, at 4 p.m., a sign reads: 'Back at 5'? And so it goes.

2 It seems these institutions are always poaching, now the word from the inner circle is that the legal luminary is moving next door as the head honcho.

3 An embassy official got an earful of indigenous Jamaican curse words when he decided to honk his horn in a busy uptown parking lot. Annoyed at the consistent honking, one motorist became enraged and verbally abusive, telling him to go back to his country.