Wed | Nov 20, 2019

Tuesday Talk

Published:Tuesday | November 5, 2019 | 12:30 AM

1 Family gatherings are great occasions for revelations. Recently, a fairly prominent family gathered for a reunion, and when introductions began, persons were in a spin when the favourite nephew announced his wife – let’s just say everyone thought he was a confirmed bachelor who didn’t enjoy women’s company.

2 If you are wondering why so many chairs have been ordered by the bank, be assured that these are for customers. Everyone is thoroughly confused by a new numbering system which is registered on screen – meantime, customers sit, watch television and have a sip of water. At a time when banks are endeavouring to have customers in and out in record time, we are offering them seats in anticipation of a long wait – welcome to the Third World.