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He Says/She Says - Macka sticks in dating game

Published:Saturday | February 13, 2010 | 12:00 AM

Laranzo Dacres, Gleaner Writer

He Says/She Says places celebrities in hypothetical scenarios where they field various questions from the opposite sex.

He says: I think I forgot my wallet! Will you pay the bill?

Macka says: Yes.

He says: (On the first date) Let's talk about politics and the government.

Macka says: No sah! Not today!

He says: Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

Macka says: Maybe.

He says: (At a restaurant) Babes, I am a vegetarian, so you can't order any meat.

Macka says: Suh how di relationship a guh work? Me eat chicken! But I like veggie chunks still.

He says: Right now, things are not going that well for me financially, but in about 12 months or so I am supposed to start a steady job, because I am working towards that as we speak and things should be better then.

Macka says: (If I love him) Babes, mi can hold on until yuh mek it, 'cause mi love yuh! Suh mi and yuh will gwaan fight the struggle until things get better!"

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