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Listen to your Konshens

Published:Saturday | February 27, 2010 | 12:00 AM

Laranzo Dacres, Gleaner Writer

He Says/She Says
is all about placing celebrities in hypothetical scenarios in which various comments or questions are directed from either fans or the opposite sex. Here, dancehall artiste Konshens engages in real talk with a potential mate.

She says:
If we are going to get married, I am not signing a prenuptial agreement!

Konshens:
It look like wi nah go get married!

She says:
I don't believe in sex before marriage!

Konshens:
And I don't believe in puss inna bag.

She says:
I love my boyfriend but I love money more, because love can't sen' me a shop!

Konshens:
A dat mi seh too, because love can't eat either. I even did a song about it. Real talk. Love can't buy baby Pampers, either!

She says:
(Teary-eyed) Every time you leave me to go on tour, I get so lonely.

Konshens:
Yeah, but every time mi come back yuh get something worth di wait.

She says:
I don't like your mother!

Konshens:
Mi madda nuh like yuh either! (Dat woulda be the first thing weh come to di mind o' any man weh really love him madda.)

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