1. Were the invitations for the salute to Olympians really printed overseas? This is the word from someone on the inside, and since we found it hard to believe, we have been asking around locally, but so far, we have not found anyone who can claim to have done the job.

2. So the little lady journeyed all the way from Toronto anticipating a tryst in Negril. However, this time the wife held on tight and 'Mr Player' could not make a move. Talk about the unholy triangle.

3. The mad professor is now hanging his tails between his legs - rejected once more, he seems to be running out of options.

4. So who does he think will pay the debts he is chalking up? The national threading has been bare for a while and they say he dares not take the bill to the head honcho. Listen for it - another scandal in the making.