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What's that again?

1.  A huge statement is being made about the quality of education and standards when a billboard prominently displayed in the nation's capital can refer to an upcoming 'EXITIBITION'. So sad that no one noticed it before it was erected.

No service. It's lunch time!

2.  Customers who often participate in the game of chance are reporting dismal customer service at a popular kiosk in Liguanea. For example, they complain that it is not unusual for persons to be left unattended while the employee sits down to lunch. Something is definitely wrong with this picture.

New features

3.  After a long absence, the eagle-eyed one has returned to the social scene. But wait! Her features appear so altered some are wondering whether Madame Tussauds is missing one of her wax works.

Great memories!

4.  Tongues are wagging about the after-party, which many are saying resembled an orgy more than anything. From reports, there were three ladies to each man, and great memories were reportedly made.