Gordon Robinson | By any other name
The airwaves are clogged with jibber-jabber about vaccine mandates.
After the great Michael Hylton, in his usual clear, concise style, assured the public that carefully drafted vaccine mandates (my calls have been for ‘sensible’ vaccine mandates) should pass any constitutional test, legal microphone jockeys retreated to lawyers’ favourite reality avoidance trick, namely, adjournment.
For example: “we should wait until we have enough vaccines.”
Now, what the ‘Great Expectations’ does that mean? Until we have six million two-dose or three million one-dose vaccines in storage waiting to expire and be dumped, we shouldn’t impose vaccine mandates? Sheesh!
Here’s an even more idiotic procrastination proposal: “Government must put proper infrastructure in place first.”
Jamaica’s public health infrastructure fell apart long ago and was further scattered by politically motivated ‘no-user-fee-policy’ nonsense. How long before ‘Jamaica Moves’ to urgently needed protection of public health? C’Mon, man! Pandemic defence CANNOT wait for “proper infrastructure”.
Now the doozy: “Government won’t tell us that it won’t indemnify us if we have adverse effects or even die from the vaccine.”
FACT: Government hasn’t told us it won’t indemnify us because, if it did, it wouldn’t be telling the truth.
FACT: The lack of indemnity, one mic-lover asserted, comes from vaccine manufacturers.
FACT: No indemnity is automatic. You MUST prove illness was caused by a vaccine AND a breach of duty (for example, negligence) by government. That’s just how indemnities work.
FACT: Vaccine mandates have been Jamaican Law for decades without a whiff of constitutional challenge or ‘fretration ‘about ‘indemnity’.
I support lawyers’ right to unrestricted advertisement, but they should carefully consider public utterances on matters of national interest. As attractive as essaying offhand, contrary public positions may seem, sometimes it’s best to rely on rigorous research before prematurely ejaculating.
Don’t get me started on the Panderson Polls that brought forth a revelation that 70 per cent of Jamaicans are against vaccine mandates. Well, goody gumdrops! The equally scientific Blobbinson Polls found that 70 per cent of Jamaicans are against mandatory speed limits; mandatory wearing of helmets when riding motorcycles; mandatory child support; and mandatory payment of taxes.
The anti-vaccine-mandate movement operates on the definition of ‘freedom’ found in the Anti-Vaxxers’ Dictionary at godsaysnovaccine.com:
“FREEDUMB (noun): the belief that your personal freedom outweighs others’ personal safety.”
Good news: While we poll and talk this to death (literally), Government already instituted sensible vaccine mandates. Andrew Holness, currently Jamaica’s most electorally adroit politician, is busy walking among (NOT between) political raindrops without getting wet.
Holness (early August): “I want to assure the country, Government isn’t thinking about and isn’t inclined to mandate any vaccines.”
SMELLS THE SAME
That should capture (wink, wink) votes from most of the 70 per cent. But a mandate by any other name smells the same.
Fayval Williams (August 19): “We’re giving priority for those who’ll be fully vaccinated to return to face-to-face. For those who are not, they’ll be accommodated online.”
You’ll never guess what that is. It’s a sensible vaccine mandate, folks!
Holness (September 15): “When the new stock comes, the strategic direction [to reserve Pfizer for children 12-18] will be strictly maintained.”
Guess what? Ding, ding, give the lady a (Domi) No Prize. It’s a sensible vaccine mandate.
Holness (September 15): “It’s not [Government’s] intention to encourage vaccination by brand name.”
Wha’ dat? It’s a sensible vaccine mandate, Eustace!
Holness (September 15): “Eventually…we’ll have to have differential treatment for persons who are vaccinated versus persons who aren’t.”
Now THAT’s a clear portent of the ultimate vaccine mandate.
The only difficulty with this is, COVID has no election to win. While we dance around the issue, like silly Billy around a Maypole, it’s pressing on regardless, using host collaborators to spend quality in-body time mutating and improving its own vaccine resistance. Soon it’ll shove that Maypole up Billy’s rear end.
So we can’t afford bureaucratic processes. Government must act NOW to defend Jamaica’s health regardless of electoral consequence.
Peace and Love!
Gordon Robinson is an attorney-at-law. Email feedback to firstname.lastname@example.org.