1 What really is the point of constructing a multibillion-dollar transport centre and then have the buses parked on the streets of Half-Way Tree? Not only is it a traffic hazard, it looks like a rampant waste of resources.
2 So many people who have had issues with flower shops responded with horror stories after last week's column. Without going into details and calling out the culprits, suffice it to say we strongly advise those who are cheating or gouging customers to pull up their socks and fly right.
3 The story of the bruised babymother versus the whiplashed missis is coming to a local veranda near you, so please stay tuned.
4 Seems that there is increasing support out yonder for the academic (who many thought should have been the one), and men with deep pockets are reportedly gathering for intense sessions as they put together a rescue package. Wait for it.
Wife's voice, new attitude
5 After five decades of marriage, the wife has finally found her voice and a new attitude. However, short shorts may not be the most appropriate way to express this new-found freedom.