'I have outlived my penis'
Carolyn Cooper, Contributor
That's the far-from-flaccid opening line of the poem Ralph Thompson performed on the open mic at the Calabash International Literary Festival, held last weekend in Treasure Beach. The calabash was full to the brim and running over with all sorts of literary delicacies. And some delightfully indelicate offerings as well.
Rigor mortis of the penis is not exactly the kind of stiffness the average Jamaican man advertises. Most men who can't stand firmly on their third leg tend to cunningly conceal that fact. By the time the deceit is uncovered, it's usually too late for the disappointed partner to withdraw strategically. Some pretense at resuscitation must be made, however futile.
But, of course, Ralph is no ordinary man. He's a poet. And he's licensed to form the fool. The poet often wears a mask and speaks out of both sides of the mouth. You can't assume that he or she is speaking autobiographically. No self-respecting Jamaican man, poet or not, would publicly declare, especially in front of a huge audience, that he, personally, is suffering from penile failure. Fun is fun and joke is joke. A confession of that delicate nature would definitely be taking a limp joke too far.
No lead in the pencil
My suspicion that Ralph was putting us on was confirmed when one of his friends (who must remain nameless) gleefully told me that it was he who had given Ralph that potent opening line. That may be true. But Ralph turned the single sentence into a witty poem. His punchline was deadly: writing had become a substitute for sex. The penis as pencil - with or without lead! Retooling becomes high art.
As it turns out, the confession of the death of the member is a clear case of 'thief from thief, Massa God laugh'. A quick Google search revealed that the joke is a Willie Nelson original:
My nookie days are over
My pilot light is out
What used to be my sex appeal
Is now my water spout.
With a name like Willie, Nelson must have taken firm measures all his life to ensure that his namesake remained lively. But, alas, not all ends come good. So even if it's only tongue in cheek, inevitably it's time for true confession. All the same, Nelson's willie cannot be taken at face value. Like Ralph's, it seems to be just lying low, waiting to spring poetically to life.
'Di world no level'
What's good for the poet should be good for the DJ too. But 'jackass seh di world no level'. And it's true. Every 'chune' a DJ chants is interpreted as a literal statement of fact by dim-witted cynics. Unlike the poet, the DJ is not allowed to wear a mask and play roles. So Buju Banton sings a humorous song about sending a driver to 'drop this arizona round a Albamarle'. And it becomes a true confession of the artiste's involvement in drug trafficking!
Bruce Golding, the driver whose licence has now been revoked, chose to ride the 'riddim' of Buju's hit. It became a very popular Jamaica Labour Party campaign song. Nobody in the party seemed to be bothered by the song's 'criminal' message. Driver was taken for what it was: a clever song about the trade in ganja, a widely used recreational drug. Admittedly, for Rastafari, ganja is 'creational', infusing them with divine energy.
Peter Tosh, like many reggae artistes who have been imprisoned for possession of ganja, made a lifelong plea for decriminalisation:
Doctors smoke it, nurses smoke it
Judges smoke it, even the lawyer
So you've got to legalise it, and
don't criticise it
Legalise it, yeah, yeah, and I will
The high point of the Calabash festival for me was hearing Ronnie Kasrils reflect on his extremely risky work as a member of the African National Congress (ANC), which he joined in 1960. In his memoir, 'Armed and Dangerous', published in 1993, he writes about what it meant for him, as a white South African, to participate in the freedom struggles of black people. He also wrote a biography of his wife, Eleanor, who shared his lifelong commitment to social justice. He called it The Unlikely Secret Agent.
Kasrils also talked about the role of reggae artistes like Peter Tosh in chanting down apartheid. We sometimes forget the global impact of our artistes who are often dismissed at home as mere criminals. That's precisely why Justine Henzell, who has inherited the film-making genes of her father, Perry, is producing a documentary for Jamaica 50 in which she includes coverage of reggae across the world, in the spirit of the iconic movie The Harder They Come.
It was the Jamaican High Commission in South Africa that put Justine in touch with the hugely popular selector, Admiral, whose African Storm sound system plays every Thursday in Soweto. He clashed with a local Treasure Beach selector, Andrew, at Cala-Clash - always a hit at the literary festival - and was a guest selector at Stone Love on Wednesday night in Kingston.
This really is a small world. Kwame Dawes went to a conference in South Africa where he met Ronnie Kasrils. He was completely absorbed by the life story of this remarkable man. When Ronnie heard of Kwame's Jamaican roots, he told him that his son, Andy, had been invited to Jamaica for a literary festival. It was Admiral. Kwame immediately told Ronnie to come as well.
Andy Kasrils grew up in exile in London and discovered reggae through his Jamaican friends. In 1987, following in his father's footsteps, he joined the ANC liberation army 'MK' in Angola. On his return to South Africa, he started a dancehall show on the Voice of Soweto community radio and has not looked back. By the time I got around to buying Ronnie's book on his wife, he'd left the festival. So I asked Admiral to sign it for me. He was most amused when I explained the meaning of our proverb, 'If you can't catch Kwaku, yu catch him shirt.'
Carolyn Cooper is a professor of literary and cultural studies at the University of the West Indies, Mona. Visit her bilingual blog at http://carolynjoycooper.wordpress.com/. Email feedback to email@example.com and firstname.lastname@example.org.