COMING WEDNESDAY: Don't have kids - they're bad for you
After nearly being lynched over his 'Tessanne-mania' commentary last week, new Gleaner online columnist Keiran King has jumped out of the frying pan into the fire.
His advice: Don't buy the hype. Talk of cute, cuddly kids is all propaganda.
"Sex is the ultimate biological credit card - you splurge for seven minutes, pay nothing for nine months, and then get hit with the mother of all fees for the next 20 years."
Don't miss Keiran King's column online at www.jamaica-gleaner.com on Wednesday, February 12.
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